Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
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When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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