shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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