You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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