I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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