hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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