i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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