I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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