they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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