Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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