he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Holy shit dude........stairs
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