I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
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Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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