Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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