You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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