Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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