Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Life is so much better after having sex.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
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Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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