it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
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I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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