That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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