ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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