i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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