Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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