I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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