I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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