Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Found the puke drawer
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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