I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
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What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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