Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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