this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
should my penis look like a turkey
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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