i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i out mim tonsoeep
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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