I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm like, not good at living.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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