He disabled his match.com account in front of me
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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