We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize