i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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