She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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