Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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