I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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