Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
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I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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