Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
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Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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