you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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