fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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