I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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