Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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