So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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