would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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