I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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