Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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