He is an equal opportunity slut.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
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The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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