So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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