is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
this is an emotional support booty call
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