He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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