sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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