I'm drive I can fine osifer
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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